Hello.

Here is a stock image of a cool elk (or deer or reindeer? not sure) that Squarespace gave me. I thought you would appreciate it. Don’t be confused, the ruminant pictured is not me. I’m not sure what its name is, but I’m guessing it isn’t Jack Hansen. I’d also be willing to bet quite a lot of money that my antlered friend here isn’t a copywriter who currently works at Erich & Kallman and lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. I wish he did though; he’d be an interesting guy to work with.